It’s my personal philosophy that a husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.

Now I’m just a girl from Fairview Heights, Illinois, but from my first three marriages, that has definitely been the case. My first husband was a lawyer in St. Louis, and I thought he was working on cases every night. The cases had a name, “Jewell.” Well, I kept the ring, house, car and part of his salary for two years. Husband #2 was a truck driver. I learned after about a year he was driving more than trucks up and down the highways. Third hubby was a minister; when I thought he was on pastoral calls he was doing something else with the flock.

Now I take matters into my own hands. My alimony from the Rev. is not so great, so to cover some unexpected expenses I recently took out a car title loan on my Mini Cooper. I think the church paid for it originally, so I thank the good Lord for that one. And He provides. With car title loans in Fairview Heights, it’s possible to get cash fast and easy online. You pay it off on your schedule. And honey, I have a busy schedule — looking for my next husband. Glad I didn’t have to sell the car — I need it to get around.

By the way Fairview Heights is near Signal Hill, Oak Hills, Caseyville, Washington Park, and Westview.

When I met Ned, I liked the fact he had a pierced ear. I think any man who has experienced pain and buys jewelry has good husband potential.

Getting him to move to Chokia from St. Louis was the first of his pain. Says he misses his buddies and all the culture. Culture? I’m the girl on speed dial with Home Shopping Network – I can bring him all the culture and refinement he needs. Once in a while I pick up a new stud for Ned the Stud (yeah, those were the days), just to keep him happy.

So the home shopping got just a little bit ahead of me last year right before I lost my job. I knew right away I’d have to cut unnecessary spending, but there was that problem of the Visa bill to pay. I even got an email from HSN asking me if my TV was broken or if I lost my cable. They know when a major customer is gone missing.

So in Cahokia, there aren’t a lot of easy job options. To get some fast cash other than from Ned, I looked into car title loans and found an online car title loan in Cahokia that was fast, easy and got me my cash in a day. The title loans option is great if your car is paid for your Visa bill isn’t!

By the way Cahokia is near Sauget, Stolle, Westview, Roachtown, and Bluffside.

My best friend told me that the best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it. How wise my friend is.

I wanted to go to the Belleville Art on the Fair event last May, since it’s a big freaking deal in this part of Illinois, but Charlie said he hated all that walking around and crowds. So I said that’s too bad because he has season tickets to see the Cards play, and since he’s so cheap he never wants to pay for parking, and that two mile walk we always do from his “secret neighborhood” would obviously be a problem for his old legs too. Poo poo, too old to watch the Cardinals lose again. He got the picture stat and agreed to go.

So once there, I saw this darling sculpture for the garden. I bought it for $500, lied to him about it being $100, and talked him into hauling it home (still strong enough, aren’t we amazed). So where would I find the extra $400? That was easy — I went to an online Car Title Loans in Belleville website. I took out a car title loan on the Taurig, I pay it off on my schedule and Charlie is never the wiser. Go Cards, baby! Car title loans are a great solution whenever a girl needs to finesse a little art into her life.

By the way Belleville is near Centerville, Westview, Paderborn, Signal Hill, and Cahokia.