I want to move to Somalia.  I think Somalia is a beautiful country, but the main reason I want to move their is so I can become a pirate.  I am an ex-military soldier and in the military they have taught me all these valuable skills in combat, but since I have been out of the military I can’t find any jobs utilizing my skills.  I am a janitor right now and it is a very degrading job.  No one appreciates my service record for my country and they think I worse than the dirt I clean up every day.  With this being said I want to quit my job and buy a one way ticket to Somalia and become a pirate.  At least then I will be appreciated and people will respect me.  It should be really easy or easier than people think.  Since I was trained at it.  I just need to find a way to pay for the costs of flight and living expenses when I get to Somalia.  Basically I will need a few thousand dollars which I don’t have right now.

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