I never thought I would need one. But you never know what’s gonna happen if you know what I mean. My girlfriend got pregnant and I’ve got to take care of her. That’s what the baby daddy should do. I looked around and found that if I needed money I could find cash fast in car title loans in Athens, Tennessee. I had a cheep little job that I had at the convenient store since high school that helped me pay for that car. Otherwise I’d just been working construction to pay the bills.

Let me tell you, having a baby is expensive stuff. And I got no credit either. I just signed up for a bunch of credit cards and I found out that all I could get was about $1,200 in all the cards I signed up for combined. It was a little ridiculous I tell you. After shopping for all the stuff kids need, I hardly had enough credit to buy anything else. Then I got to pay all these doctor bills. So that’s when I looked online and found Car title loans in Athen I thought “this is exactly what I need.”

Well our baby girl came out perfectly alright and we knew that was how it was going to be because we went to the doctor several times before that. That’s what our car title loans in Athens paid for. And As for my baby mama, I think I’m going to marry her. I mean I’m already nineteen it’s time to get started with my life.

George N.

Athens, Tennessee

I heard my brother and his friends arguing the other day over this question: How much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

What do you expect from guys in their 20s who regular watch Sponge Bob Square Pants, then Green Acres, every Thursday night over beers. I think this is why we’re in an economic recession.

Strangely, I did pick up an idea from one of his friends. This guy has a decent job in Evergreen Park, but otherwise is as stupid as my brother.  Anyway, he’s always spending money on stupid stuff and then short of cash to pay his rent, for food, insurance, and other things.  So when he gets in a scrape, he gets a car title loan to help him catch up. He goes on an austerity budget, pays the loan back, then the next thing he does is buy a playstation or something.

Well I needed some money a few weeks ago, so I asked him where people go for car title loans.  Turns out, they’re all online now.  So I went to Oak Lawn Title Loans, filled out the application, and I got the money in a day.  Could not have been easier.

Then he asked me for a date. I told him no, I didn’t want to deprive him of time with Sponge Bob and his friends.

Oak Lawn is also near, Evergreen Park, Washington Heights, Englewood, Chicago Ridge, and Alsip.

Q. What do your boss and a slinky have in common?
A. They’re both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.

About a month after a hundred of us got laid off, a friend sent me that joke because our department director got canned too, in the end.  Oh sweet joy.  He is a mean, awful person.

So after that little bit of Schadenfreude, I got to realizing how my dwindling finances are dwindling further, meanwhile my expenses have hit in a big bad way after the holidays.  I’ve sold stuff on Craigslist, things I didn’t need, and then I actually considered selling my car.  I take public transportation around town a lot, and ride my bike in summer.  Of course, in Chicago we have that whole crazy parking problem during the winter, so the car was on the chopping block.

But still, I am job hunting and might have to take something in the suburbs.  That would require a car, and this car has a few years of life in it still.  So I did my research and discovered that Chicago Title Loans would be a great solution.  With a car title loan, they look at your book value and calculate what they would lend you.  It helped me keep my bills paid while I work out my employment situation, and keep my wheels so I have more options on where I end up working.

By the way Chicago  is near Cicero, Lyons, Englewood, Hometown, and Chicago Ridge.