My husband likes to impress everyone with his vast store of knowledge. This past Christmas he announced to everyone that In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

Yeah, he’s just an amazing pile of brains. The fact he bought a gas guzzler in early 2008, about three minutes before gas prices climbed to $4.00 a gallon was another one of his amazing moves.  He bought it with cash, too, because he had just received an inheritance. I suppose it was better than putting it into the stock market, especially with him, because his last investment in huge TV satellite dishes hit just before they tanked out of the market. He saw one at his cousin Marvin’s in Mississippi and thought it was the next big thing. What do you expect from someone who thinks it amazing he was best personal friends with Ken Kesey’s next door neighbor when he was in high school?

Well, my next big thing was discovering how his stupid, paid-for Cadillac Escalade actually comes in handy for more than camping trips. We came up short on cash a few months ago because of a broken washing machine, and I needed about $500 to get a new one. So I went to a car title loan company I found online. Sure enough, with Eugene Car Title Loans, I was able to get the $500 in two days.  Perfect solution, and finally that inheritance is helping me out too. It’s the closest thing to Superman in this house.