The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

I read that on the Internet. And I think the billing department at my dentist’s office was designed by the IRS.

Seriously, the last bill for my wife’s cosmetic dental work was $6500. This did not come at a good time. She’s out of work, interviewing for new jobs, and the rationale is good looks get you hired. I agree and understand. So the question was, where’s the money coming from when my salary is covering everything right now and the credit cards are near their limit?

I got creative. I looked at the Toureg and figured it was good as collateral. Sure enough, went on the Internet and found Car Title Loans in Vestavia HIlls. It works — you get the money in a day or two, and you pay it off on your schedule. I called around to friends and family everywhere – Birmingham, Alabaster, Indian Springs Village, Meadowbrook,  Westover – and they all knew about this method. Several people said it’s pretty much just like a home equity loan. Both my wife and I are smiling.

I just took a business course at Lawson State after I lost my last job. Which was great, I never knew how to use all my fingers on the keyboard. And that’s when I learned that TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only one row of the keyboard. Amazing, isn’t it. That’s almost like when there’s a funeral director with the name Bury, or a guy running a fishing boat business is named Rivers. Things like that amaze me.

I’m also amazed at how no matter how cautious I am with money, there just are times when you can’t win. I had just finished paying for my car, after four years of monthly payments, and WHAM, I get sideswiped by some kid on meth or something. He took off, I didn’t get his license plates and they never found him.  Meanwhile, I was only carrying liability coverage on my car, not collision, and I was stuck with an $800 bill unless I was willing to drive around with plastic on a window and the passenger door not able to open.

That’s when I figured out how car title loans work. You go online, fill out a form and the money you need gets there in two days. So I used Car Title Loans in Pelham, because they were super nice and easy to work with. It made sense to me to use my car to cover a car repair cost. I paid back the loan in about six weeks and everything is a-ok again.

From what I hear, people from all around – in Alabaster, Birmingham, Calera, Childersburg, Vestavia Hills and Pelham – use this service, for anything, not just car repairs. It’s money when you need it.

I’ve lived in Alabaster my whole life and will die here one day too. I went up to Cleveland Ohio last summer to visit my cousin and decided that’s not the place for me. Do you know that in Cleveland Ohio it’s illegal to catch mice without a hunting license? It’s true, I read it somewhere.

We had our own problem with critters here last year.  Namely, there was an African python under our house! Animal control told us they have seen others up here, said they either are from pets that get too big or they’re coming up from Florida, in the Everglades, where they’re breeding — also from pets.  People are so stupid. Well, when I heard that thing was under our house I went screaming down the street I was so afraid! I booked in at the Shelby Motor Lodge, and stayed there for three nights while they worked at getting that awful thing dead and out of there.

Of course, that took money I didn’t have. So I went onto the computer and found Car Title Loans in Alabaster.  They loaned $500 on my car to pay for the motel and some damage to the house in that snake episode. Did I want to borrow money to stay in a motel? No. But it sure beat spending three days knowing that evil python might come up in my toilet and right into my bedroom!