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I lost my job last year, so I decided to go into comedy. My schtick is that I’m a blonde and tell blonde jokes. Get it? For example:

Q: What did the Dumb Blonde do when she went to a film that had an NC-17 (no under 17’s) rating? A: Went home and got 16 friends.
Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries?

A: She’s got a checkbook.

Q: How can you tell a FAX has been sent from a blonde?

A: There’s a stamp on it.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: Threw it off a cliff.

Q: Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
A: Keep breakin em’ with hammers.

My girlfriends think I’m funny. But I’m still working the open mike nights, not getting any offers from Zanies or any of the other clubs just yet. So I’m doing part time temp work, and when I needed money for a course I wanted to take, I went to Countryside Title Loans, a car title loans company that loans you money on the basis of the value of your car. Easy! I felt that my investment in my future was worth doing this. No joke!

By the way Western Springs, La Grange, McCook, Brookfield, and Burr Ridge.

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One Response to “Car Title loans in Countryside”

  1. GarykPatton Says:

    I have been looking looking around for this kind of information. Will you post some more in future? I’ll be grateful if you will.

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